This is frighteningly accurate.

It happens to me a lot. I'm the kid on the stairs, getting there faster than you.

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My kind of dress code...

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Baby laugh-a-lot=holyfuckingshit

Everything is wonderful

Everything (Ep. 4) from dannyjelinek on Vimeo.

shit...

what kind of... I don't even... SHAVE? BABY? I'm so confused and frightened... from buzzfeed

batman

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Virtual dairy win

As if you don't want to milk virtual cow teets...

I effing hate Ke$ha

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shit yeah!

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It's funny coz they're shit

I don't like the black eyed peas. Can you tell?

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